Matty thorneycroft

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.

"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"

by kerchingg March 23, 2009

Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

Mad Dog Mattis

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.

That mad dog mattis is a raw fuckin killer.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

Mattie Mae McGee

Mattie Mae McGee is a badass bitch and an amazing person once you get to know her. They have trouble making friends and hate people but at the same time could use someone to lean on every once in a while. DEFINITELY NOT STRAIGHT. She is gay AF. Has problems with gender and sexuality (classifying themselves). Overall not a bad person.

Mattie Mae McGee is badass.

by Matthew_scates July 8, 2022

missing matty hours

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020

Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.

by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020

matty ratty daddy

matt donovan the most sexiest daddy alive. can fuck me hard and i would say thank you. such a ratty daddy.

matty ratty daddy + me = ❤️

by ur.mumx April 5, 2022