Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.

Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?

by Red1917 January 4, 2021

maoware

Malware from Chinese websites used to circumvent Websense filters.

Good God!!!! His computer is riddled with maoware.

by 429 February 13, 2009

maori submarine

1. When a few maoris turn their Waka (Maori Canoe) upside down then they all put their heads in the airbubble bit thats upside down and go along the beach trying to scare off white people so they can claim the beach.

2. When a maori swims underwater and takes a shit. Then swims back up and says "lookout bo a maori submarine is coming to surface" and then the poo surfaces and floats around - scaring while people off the beach so the maori can claim it.

1. o bro we got a sub in the navy bo look at my waka upside down G.

2. o bro i just shat underwater so theres guna be a maori submarine surfacing G. get ready to claim the beach boi.

by Mahogany Potato June 20, 2006

MAOWBAG

Middle aged over weight bald guy

He was a real piccard, now he is just a Maowbag

by CTHULU_GUY March 12, 2009

maolan

A legend when it comes to playing tag, and always has that gas. He likes to talk back to his teachers, but his classmates all find it hilarious. Good at sports but misses tournaments because of the school’s punishments for his attitude. Likes rap music and makes rap music better than his other friends who do. Always very honest and an amazing friend if you get to know him.

Hey maolan do you want to play some tag?

by Anon96351 April 22, 2019

google maos

A common typing error you make when typing "google maps" on mobile. When entering this, the top of the search results will display "Showing results for google maps, Search instead for google maos". If you actually google "mao", the result will be Mao Zedong, the founding father of the People's Republic of China.

Steve: "I accidentally typed google maos instead of google maps."
Willie: "Its ok, it happens on mobile all the time."

by nickcityplanner July 8, 2020

9-Loko-Maow

A 4-Loko mixed with a 5-hour energy and a couple bottles of Catnip Cocktail

Bro, I hit the Nutrition Zone with a pack of 4-Loko and a Big-Gulp cup to mix up some 9-Loko-Maow.

by Mood Enhancer March 12, 2019