Marseille handshake

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.

After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.

by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006

30 seconds to mars

Fucking kick ass band! With an interesting stellar concept of glyphs and cyphers.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.

Dude I just saw 30 Seconds to Mars yesterday, they were awesome!

by RavenousPlant July 28, 2006

Marshawk

Term used to describe Jared Leto's hairstyle from 2/17/10 to 8/31/10. The marshawk has been a variety of colors including pomegranate, cyclamen, and gold and has been praised for it's mystical powers.

I am going to do my hair into a Marshawk for the 30 Seconds to Mars show.

by buddha4michi September 4, 2010

Marshall

If you meet a Marshall you're really lucky. He always knows how to make you feel special and he's really cute. He has a lot of friends but he's easily insulted. Even if he's dealing with his own problems, he always has time to listen to yours. He usually has chocolate brown eyes that are beautiful and he cares a lot about his hair. He likes acting and theater. He has good taste in music but he usually doesn't like country or rap. He's an amazing singer and is also great at band. He usually plays either the french horn or the trombone. He's really fast and runs track. He also plays soccer. He's really athletic and is really muscular. He's beautiful on both the inside and the outside and he knows it but he doesn't brag about it. He doesn't judge people, and he often excepts people just the way they are. He's really good at complementing people and often flirts with everyone without meaning to. if you're lucky enough to have him as a boyfriend, don't let him go because he's probably the best guy you'll ever meet. He'll make you feel like you are the most beautiful person in the world, because he honestly thinks that you are. He's honest and trustworthy and just all around amazing. He also gives the best hugs.

F1: i felt down today but then i talked to Marshall and now i feel so much better.
F2: yeah. i love how he makes everyone feel special.

by Cowgirl M. August 18, 2011

The Marsh

A new form of STD contracted by my good friend, while sleeping with too many dirty girls.
A combination of syphilis, gonorreah, genital warts and crabs.
This may seem harsh, this new disease called The Marsh. Its rare not generic and spread by derek, so close your legs bitches and ull stay hoes without itches, if you know girls hes been with, most likely a bohemeth, run for the door to avoid that red sore. If its too late, dont tell your date, just try to pass her on to another mate. LOL
--- Mat and Ty

"Yo man, my balls are itchy"
"you probably have The Marsh"

by noskillz December 3, 2007

Bruno Mars

One of the most overrated singers of all time. Lyrics are bland and uninspiring, and done better by a lot of other people. His voice, especially in the song "Just the Way You Are", could use some improvement.

Ex 1:

"Did you hear Bruno Mars's 'Just The Way You Are'?"
"Aw, hell no, I'm listening to Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are'!"

Ex 2:

"Bruno Mars's song Grenade makes me want to kick the next guy I see in the balls for no apparent reason".

by TheFrickinPope April 26, 2011

marsh ogre

A male who hangs out at bars, waiting for his chance with a swamp donkey.

Wow, look at Brad go after that swamp donkey! He's a real marsh ogre!!

by BillyBlue November 10, 2006