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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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ID MON WAGER LOSS

It is when a person denies being someone they are due to extreme shaming.loss of a SLAM DUNK sure bet that backfires.
Well ID MON WAGER LOSS is no other than as was said in $50 = $49,999,950 has become a corporate embarrassment as it flipped to " JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE has no RETENTION BONUS as the $49,999,950 $50 is way more as it was said how BIG WHEELS does it has miserably failed so he is scampering the FAG REVENGE methodology by trying to cause massive trouble for ANAL ALAN but the thing is I would think OLIVIA-NEWTON JOHN and her MCA SINGLE would have been way more important but you know what they say , " LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN" at least that is what MURPHY SAYS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 22, 2022
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delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.
Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪
by Lolzster89 April 9, 2021
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Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.
Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.
by Finance guy October 9, 2012
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Memory Loss

When you stutter and go completely blank in the middle of a sentence and continue saying Whatchamacallit or um.
"Yeah, I feel like, um, Whatchamacallit---Whatchamacallit-------Whatchamacallit! Wait what? ""Memory Loss"
by Lostandconfused? November 8, 2021
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Instant Loss 2koma

Refers to a 2-panel comic or sequence where a character initially expresses overconfidence only to get defeated and/or humiliated. The term originated in the manga fandom, and while it has SFW origins the term is now mainly used within hentai and yiff communities, where it is often used in a pornographic context.
Anonymous R34 Artist: "Wow I should post more instant loss 2koma. The one with Goku and Spongebob really popped off!"
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loss of profit

It's when someone or something becomes a waste of time. Time is money bitch.

Also bad choices, foods you don't like to eat, When someone makes a mistake, Those things can all be a loss of profit.
You buy a car for way too much money and it breaks, loss of profit!
by Breannaleigh August 8, 2007
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