slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.

fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!

by toasty spirit March 8, 2021

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017

lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

by zack15 September 22, 2010

lick the lizard

To perform oral sex on a female.

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010

yard lizard

A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.

Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.

by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010

winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008