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lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)
Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.
by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012
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lion taming

Tod attempted to stick his head in lucy's vagina, so he could brag to his friends that he was lion taming.
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Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)
"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."
by Brambleboy November 16, 2017
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in the lions mouth

This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.
Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.
by Imperyosi September 2, 2016
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Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 15, 2013
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c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname
Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.
by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004
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Tummy Lions

When you reach a point of hunger that your stomach begins to make noise. The noise often sounds like growling. Seeing as lions growl, being hungry is often referred to as having "tummy lions."

see also: hungry
Lemur 1: Dude, what's that noise?
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.
by Lexiboo Reilleh May 24, 2009
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