LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.

I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022

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Jet Link

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast

He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw

by Evil Tim September 12, 2003

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mood link

n.

A hypertext link (href) that is colored, typically by using the HTML style tag, depending on the mood of anchor words or the reference.

Here is how a mood link looks: once in a <a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://..."><span style="color: blue;">blue moon</span></a>

by Philip Thrift April 4, 2009

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one linin'

When a programmer is able to accomplish something in one line of code.

"Hey, can you help out with this blackjack program I'm writing?"

"Sure dude, it's like one line of code"

"There's no way you can be one linin' this one"

by joedan123 June 6, 2009

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purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

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Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

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