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HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)

HomoSexual Level. Levels included are

HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
by The Fickler July 23, 2009
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Replacement Level

Simply at a level that is easily replaceable.
Derived from the popular baseball statistic VORP (Value over replacement level)
It can be used to describe anything at a replaceable level; for instance, baseball players, women, or any type of product.
1. During his career, Carlos Baerga was a replacement level infielder.
2. That girl is replacement level, go to any college campus in America (besides John Jay University) and you'll find a ton of better-looking ones.
3. Due to the blurry picture and bad audio, the GE Minicam Pro is a replacement level webcam.
by Philliesfan311 March 22, 2009
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Leelah Alcorn

The preferred name of the male-to-female transgender teen previously known as Joshua Alcorn. Leelah committed suicide early in the morning on December 28, 2014, by leaping in front of a speeding truck. On her Tumblr account, Leelah set a suicide note to be posted soon after her death. The note describes her life story of living with emotional abuse from her family, not being able to see her friends, and being subjected to conversion therapy against her will. Leelah's parents, Carla and Doug, punished her severely when she first came out to them; punishments included being taken out of high school, having no time with friends, and losing access to internet and cell phone communication. The Alcorn parents are extremely conservative Christians who could not accept Leelah's hopes. After the suicide, Carla Alcorn made numerous statements on Facebook and on television interviews, all the while referring to "Joshua" with male pronouns, despite their child's dying wishes.

Leelah's story became viral within days, being broadcast on news channels around the country. A petition called Leelah's Law, posted by the Transgender Human Rights Institute, was signed by hundreds of thousands of internet users. The suggested law is a ban of transgender conversion therapy, a cruel practice that has been medically proven to greatly increase depression and suicide rate in American transgender youth.
The news of Leelah Alcorn's suicide caught the attention of millions of people nationwide.
by vanillasprite January 2, 2015
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level ten beats

These beats are WAY too fresh.
You were channeling level ten beats... at LEAST. We have to get you to a doctor.
by Desgami July 19, 2011
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Level Three

The level after Level One and Level Two. At this level, things will probably get fucked up. Puppies and kittens will be thrown for long distance, middle finger enemas will be given, and babies will be punched so hard their tiny brains explode.

If someone has gone Level Three, clear the fuck out.
Person 1: So, she turned to me and told me to shut up and leave her alone. That pissed me off. I'm about to go Level Three in here.

Person 2: Oh, shit, hang on. Let me get a few miles away first.
by Lifeinsteps May 29, 2012
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level chen

when you acheive something that is above your physical or mental limits and no one will believe you eventhough you have tangible data to back it up.
Person 1: I climbed Mount Donna Buang at 375w. Person 2: There's no way you climbed with that much power, you have no quads, only calves. Person 1: I definitely did, look at my Strava file. Person 2: WOW! You really hit level chen!!!
by Jase_lo May 27, 2014
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level 30 wizard

a person who by the age of 30 has not yet had sex.
this tuesday i'll transform into a level 30 wizard
by LillFluffMuffin January 10, 2017
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