Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

Lassen County

A county in the northeastern corner of California. It is inhabited by simple country folk, ignorant rednecks, and incarerated criminals with access to computers and their felonious family members.

Lassen County is home to Sierra Army Depot, the minimum security Federal Correction Institute Herlong (FCI Herlong) and the california state Prison (High Desert State Prison).

Lassen County is a county in northeastern California.

by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006

Puh-Lease

Something kids & teens say when there is an opportunity or situation to do something terrifying. Often used when trying to sound grown up.

Parent: Are you sure you want to try this broccoli?
Kid: PUH-LEASE! Last night I had spinach.

by Louise_East November 23, 2011

lessen lerned

Only the world's most awesomest unsigned punk band. Based in Hillsboro, Ohio, with the exception of the lead guitar being from Wilmington. Currently has 3 members. A singer/rhythm guitarist, a lead guitar, and a bassist (looking for a drummer in the southwestern Ohio area). Recently, they have promised to their small but growing list of fans 2 days of free downloads for a new song, which greatly differs from their previous 2, scheduled for release to the myspace community within the next few months. New fans always welcome!

Punk A: Dude, you hear about Lessen Lerned?
Punk B: Nah man. They any good?
Random Alternative Kid A: Hell yah!
Punk A: Damn right.
Punk B: ... Who the fuck was that?
Punk A: W/E. Just check out>>>www.myspace.com/lessenlerned

by potatoXmosher February 5, 2008

mo lesser

being a cockblock and or going to frickin Utah and getting tan on only half your face because you went skiing and wore goggles. Also having an IPhone.

DUDE, you listen to NPR on your Iphone, you're so Mo Lesser.

by Hannah Scarlet O'Hara March 5, 2008

LeShe'

LeShe' is a sweet, charismatic girl. She likes to play innocent even though deep down she really is a freak. Her sweet innocent voice can sometimes throw you off with her flabbergasting comments. She has no problem admitting that she will sit on your dad's face. YET she's very intelligent but not common sense wise. She tends to get confused when you're being sarcastic or telling jokes so go slowly. Overall she's a very good friend and a great person to be with. OH LESHEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT KILLS PEOPLE

Why would you say that LeShe'?

LeShe' you a freak!!!

by thatkillsppl69 December 12, 2018

Lèse Obamajesté

The crime of violating, criticizing, or harboring even for one second the thought that Obama is not the greatest thing that has ever existed in modern times or ever will exist.

Variation of Lèse majesté applied specifically to the anointed one, Barack Obama.

One of my Obamatron friends turned me into the thought police for violatin Lèse Obamajesté after I posted a non-gushing comment about Obama on my facebook.

by Hoke is it January 20, 2009