the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

two leged horse

a person dat looks like a two leged horse. a person with a big ass. a person with a booty to put a cup on

jennifer is a two leged horse

by robertito October 29, 2006

One-legged race

The one-legged race is a highly active sexual position which involves the man lifting the woman off the floor and holding her against the wall with one leg raised holding one of her legs up and the other planted on the floor to provide the thrust. Can be painful if you overbalance at all.

i totally gave her a one-legged race last night, but f*cked my arm up when i fell over.

by Rabamana September 15, 2010

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

legged up

when a female ass so flat , look like she got legs that lead straight to her back

aye you legged up in this hoe

by niggamind February 26, 2019

Lengend

Being of an extremely homosexual nature

“Omg Kayla is a lengend”

by Yeetus35718 July 8, 2019