laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014

Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016

Arielle's Laptop

The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.

Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*

by mrmandehfwiujfhew September 11, 2016

Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

laptop brawling

when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi

many people laptop brawl at starbucks.

today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people

by rocket man123 November 26, 2010

Mr wilman's laptop

Mr Wilman's laptop is a source of great mystery where a omega level being named Mr Wilman who can summon Jeremy Clarkson at any time but you shall be sent to the shadow relam if you dare to look at the search history

I used Mr Wilman's laptop to email my good friend Alan

by Skully1308 August 26, 2021