Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

Man-O-Lantern

Someone who popped a tooth here popped a tooth there and have a sporadic tooth line, like a Jack-O-Lantern.

That Man-O-Lantern has summer teeth. Summer here, summer there.

by MsTickle January 4, 2023

jack-o-lantern

A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.

"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"

by Mercedes February 13, 2004

Man-O-Lanterns

A Newly founded super group first founded in Mt.Pleasant but quickly moved throughout parts of Michigan. Known for there crazy drinking habits, Black Jack-o-lantern t-shirts and being down to be down.

These Man-O-Lanterns are crazy cool.

by King11 December 25, 2008

Green Lantern

The act of covering your partner during sexual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.

Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"

by etones123 May 7, 2011

jack-o-lantern

carved pumpkins made on the holiday of halloween.

i made a super scary jack-o-lantern this year.

by bl9 boi July 7, 2009