You ALSO did it!
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

by cbsdfort March 27, 2019

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

by tr@pqu33n April 3, 2015

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.
"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."
"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."
"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
by war-n June 5, 2020

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

by Donalddrumpf August 19, 2016
