logicaliman

An obese, unemployed, cowardly, sheepish, sexually-abused, emasculated, non-reading beaner who's ashamed to be Mexican and pretends to be anything but Mexican online because he has no job, does not seek one, and spends his life watching telenovelas and beauty pageants and posting on chat forums after his last wife dumped him for a slightly better beaner.

Check out that grotesque logicaliman. The waddling mongrel looks like he just ate a taco truck.

by joker12345234 May 21, 2009

Logicalized

The act of being brought into the harsh realm of reality, whether it be enjoyable or not.

Joe: Oh.. you're not a Santorum supporter anymore? You must have gotten logicalized.

by gdrew August 23, 2012

logicate

margie's word for being logical

margie thinks she will logicate the sizes of her doors.

by rob bob job July 11, 2016

logicologist

One who studies logic.

The logicologist was able to solve every Sherlock Holmes story.

by macduff December 1, 2005

Logicplicity

Fallacious logic that sounds reasonable used to win an arguement

While Bobby seemed to know how economics worked, he was actually just spewing a lot of logicplicity.

by Complicious March 26, 2017

logicalize

To think logically; to use reasoning, usually in a desperate situation.

"Shit! There's a dinasaur after us!"

"Holy crap! Ok, we gotta logicalize... Dinasaurs can only see movement, right?"

"Right!"

"Ok, I've got an idea!"

"What is it?"

"You run that way, I'll stay here, completely motionless!"

by Demoteus May 17, 2006

Logicallating

An action that describes someone taking and analysing something to serious, and not being open-minded

Friend: scientifically it is incorrect and can never be done
Me: stop logicallating everything

by Fellies320 December 27, 2018