The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Krunking

Krunking is when a person shoots a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the gooey paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

krunked

being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning

dude, i was so hammered last night... i was krunked!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

Krunk Musik

Musik That Gets You Hype, Excited And,
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.

Random Fan : That Nigga Kuupa6 Dropped “KRUNK MUSIK” Shit Is A Masterpiece.
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !

by giga nigga the big dick nigga February 20, 2024

krunk

definition TBD

"let's get krunk tonight, man"
"im so krunk right now"

by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021

Krunk

To consume a lot of kava kava (Piper Methysticum)

And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.

I’m so krunk, I don’t think I can drink any more kava I’ve already downed like 10 cups from the kumete in a span of 2 hours”

by DEVIL BEVIL July 15, 2025

Krunked

Getting black out drunk by consuming entire large cups/cup of hard Vodka. The Word originating from a man nicknamed Kuyk who got black out drunk from said Definition.

David got Krunked after downing a whole cup of hard Vodka

by Mark 2 Raygun February 2, 2022