krunked

being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning

dude, i was so hammered last night... i was krunked!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.

Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming

by Blaze123 April 12, 2020

Krunked

Getting black out drunk by consuming entire large cups/cup of hard Vodka. The Word originating from a man nicknamed Kuyk who got black out drunk from said Definition.

David got Krunked after downing a whole cup of hard Vodka

by Mark 2 Raygun February 2, 2022

The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

krunked

The best thing to do, to get drunk ang high. You truly haven't lived until you got krunked

I don't remember anything from last night I was so krunked

by Daws the sauce boss December 15, 2015

Krunking

Ramming one’s male genitalia into a hard surface at high speeds, breaking it in numerous areas until it appears similar to a Chick-fil-a crinkle fry. When the shaft heals, it will be stronger and larger in width.

Jesse is meeting with his girlfriend, so he begins the krunking process now in order to please her in a few days.

by KurgerBing.001 May 22, 2024

Krunking

Krunking is when a person comes all over the receiving person with a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off.

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021