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Kristine

To leave work to take a shit at your local Kwik Trip after consuming too much Milk
I got to go take a Kristine on my break.
by Tesla777 April 6, 2023
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kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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karly and kristin

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.
When are Karly and Kristin getting married?
by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023
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Kristin

an extreme procrastinator who can't get her work done in a timely manner for shit
Ugh why do I have to be such a Kristin when it comes to doing my homework?
by krustykristine October 26, 2020
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Kristin

An amazing person whom i am dating
(also their nose is adorable)
if you’re reading this you’re probably kristin
by nekopearlss February 10, 2021
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Kristine huynh

Kristine huynh is a cockroach!! she loves hyunjin from straykids btw 🥰🥰!! And she should go eat some toenails.
She also has crusty toes and dirty feet 🙁..
kristine huynh should eat toenails <3.
by sushiinred August 25, 2022
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Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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