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Klavenism

When a person has an addiction for large black penis.
Ron " I think we might need to get you help"
Whitney " It's fine, i have been controlling myself lately"

Ron " You had five guys here last night, and you can't even tell me there names. You are suffering from Klavenism "

Whitney " I'm sorry, I don't even know who i am anymore"
by Grande Muchacho December 2, 2010
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steak knives

1. the gift one receives after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization
2. a title that one assumes after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization
"she hooked up with *** last night, thats her fifth beta. she's got steak knives!"
by Rebecca Feldman November 15, 2007
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kaven

A buck tooth man who will literally have his balls drop at 15 and will achieve absolutly nothing in life for how long he lives
Kaven get a job
by Daredevil697240 May 30, 2016
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Kaveri Priyam

Worst actress seen in itv ever ..hided her previous works from audience and fans. Her voice and expressions are soo bad and she needs to improve a lot
Also known as blockmaster as she blocks everyone who criticise her acting

Used to get royal treatment than actual leads in yrhpk.
by सुमोए January 23, 2021
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Khaver

If you know someone called Khaver then he has a name that nobody can fucking pronounce. He will have have fond memories of his teachers taking the piss out of his name. (His name is pronounced Car-ver if you still don't have a clue). He is a lad to be around, he will always be having a laugh no matter what, he loves taking the piss out of some people but can also be a boring pile of shit because he is sometimes too mature for his age. He is an extremely loyal friend. He is a quiet person when you first see him, but after you know him he is a good friend and you know you will always have a laugh with him. You are extremely lucky if he is your best friend.He can be easily amused by the smallest things and is left bemused by some things. If he has a girlfriend he will always treat her right, will be the classic relationship goals type of guy, and be a proper gentleman. Nevertheless, he'll be a lad when he's with his mates. He loves watching boring shit like Top Gear, NCIS, Babestation. He also loves masturbating (the horny fuck). He cares about others more then he does himself, he has many energy drinks to make him more giddy then a pedophile in a nursery, and can sometimes be one hell of a fucking lazy bastard. He knows a lot of people, a lot of girls that'll suck his dick all day, but he won't be a 'lad' and let them suck his dick as he has standards. He enjoys the little things in life, whether it be his mate's small dick or his own massive fuckin' schlong .
Khaver

Teacher: I'm sorry if I pronounce anyone's name wrong.
Okay, let's start with the register. K- Karvar.... How the fuck am I supposed to say this?! Who is this Kay-ver? You better not fuck about in my lesson because you have a name that's harder to pronounce then a Ethiopian piece of shit trying to find food! Get the fuck outta here!!!
by UrbanDickUser1234 May 7, 2016
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Knaresborough

Derived initially from those living in the market town of Knaresborough. The term is used for the poorer and ill mannered chavs residing in the area.

A 'Knaresborough' typically wears "trendy" clothes, often no socks and struggles to come to terms with the proper English language.

Standard Knaresborough behaviour consists of:

- Driving crap cars with large sound systems, tacky alloy wheels and body kits fashioned from other cars bumpers, the colour shouldn't match

- Giving friends nicknames such as Goose, Sledge, Witch, Roxy, Spotts, AR and Brainsy.

- 'Kevving' (see terms)

- Visiting McDonalds drive thru

- Swearing
Man, that Goose guy is such a 'Knaresborough' he's wearing no socks on and has those trendy trousers with the tight ankles and a low cut t-shirt.

I saw him today driving through at McDonalds playing techno in his Saxo. He is such a 'Knaresborough'.
by massiveharrogateboibooya March 6, 2011
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klave

"I had to take a klave after I ate lunch."
by Mike Sims August 30, 2003
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