Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.
by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018
Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch
by ms11? July 25, 2023
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.
by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022
Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021
The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
by oxo gobbler December 23, 2017