The unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. Interrupt their conversation with a customer (Mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from ANY-ONE
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
McDonalds Cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-
Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!
Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!
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verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
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People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead
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1) Having a fear of ketchup; hating ketchup
2) Not being able to even look at ketchup without puking due to definition one
2) Not being able to even look at ketchup without puking due to definition one
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