Kentucky Preserves

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.
by IronDrummer February 27, 2011
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The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.
My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.
by Dorkydog May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

When your jugular is severed and you stick your thumb in it to not die because a SLAP round exploded in your face it is also a new sex position you figure that one out with her
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky plug last night
Guy 2: Ahh man that's so sick
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Kentucky jam

Kentucky is abbreviated KY, jam is also known as jelly.....therefore creating KY Jelly.

Normally needed by older women or women with men who cannot get their women moist.
Doreen was all dry so she reached over for her Kentucky jam while Jay tried to bang her.
by donkeypuncher2 July 30, 2010
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Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.
"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"
by hexum August 1, 2005
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Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.
by A Tom15 November 4, 2008
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Louisville, Kentucky

Louisville, Kentucky is one of the best kept secrets in Kentucky. Most who are not from Louisville think it's a silly place, while those who were born and raised can say its nice in its own respect. It has many flaws a lot of chumps, and kids who think they are SO COOL, mainly in the Highlands area but as a whole its a pretty cool place to live.

Except in the summer. In the summer Louisville is drenched in humidity and 90 degree weather and should be avoided at all costs.
You were born in Louisville, Kentucky? What are you, a hick?

"no."
by Thwap June 29, 2009
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