A common name for the female gender that originates from countries such as Ireland, England, and Scotland. Although many people with the name Kelly can have good qualities, some typical and common qualities they can acquire include: an IQ lower than 0, overly large lips, platinum blonde hair (that depicts the stereo type "dumb blonde" quite well), an quiet but obvious obsession with sex, and a very aggressive addiction with lying. Just your everyday white trash white lie white girl.
omg, your such a kelly
did you hear what kelly did to thomas last weekend? I heard they did it a bush behind the high school
did you hear what kelly did to thomas last weekend? I heard they did it a bush behind the high school
by blackmamba101 April 29, 2014
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Get the Kelly mug.1. Random coworker in the office who always orders lunch but never pays or shorts you on what she owes. 2. Random coworker who never orders lunch but always eats half of yours
1. I'm going to pull a kelly and not pay you for lunch. 1. I'm going to pull a kelly and eat half your lunch...hope you aren't "that" hungry.
by lunchbitch February 18, 2015
Get the Kelly mug.The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.
Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"
by HateBucket April 6, 2010
Get the Kelly mug.A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.
Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?
Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
by KermitT.Frog October 24, 2011
Get the kelly mug.That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!
'Omg,she's tall, long haired, and hatefull. Thats so Kelli-like'
'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'
'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'
by Homies November 7, 2007
Get the kelli mug.Another word for whore. She gets ALOT of guys, but that is because she is easy, and has huge boobies. Kelly's favorite activities are making out, checking out boys, and stroking guy's cocks. Guys only like her for her hoo-ha's, but we all know that her face is terrible. She is a horny-ass, weed smoking, white-trash, bitch. She gives blow-jobs and says "I love you" to EVERY one of her boyfriends. Her life goal is to probably have sex with 200 different guys.
by You_dont_need_to_know_goshhhhh December 12, 2010
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