Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 29, 2012

helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

by backrow boys August 19, 2009

Bloody Helen Keller

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

by Ace Feely January 28, 2007

Hellen Keller Match

On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.

Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?

Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!

by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009

helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 29, 2009

Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006