The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin 

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin by Themesiah February 21, 2024

garden city, kansas  

Small town of about 28,000 people. Here whites are actually the minority and are pissed off rednecks, but mostly everyone get's along. Very diverse town from Asians, Cockasians, Indians, Hispanics, to even priates from Somalia

Tom: Hey Jose, what do you think about garden city, kansas ?
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..

garden city, kansas by Csiiir April 30, 2009

garden city, kansas 

a boring town in western kansas...where nothing really happens and no one cares if it does, has a very diverse population, from mennonites to hispanics and everything in-between, also known for its violent wind storms and for finally getting an i-hop in 2009

jo- "what's happenin', man?"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."

jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"

garden city, kansas by tots_93 February 19, 2009

Kansis City Wizards 

the worst team in the history of mls. while it's true they have won an mls cup, they still suck, primarily because nobody likes them. as of 2008, they will no longer play at arrowhead stadium, but in some shitty 10,000-seat minory baseball park. classy.

Isn't it unbelivable that the Kansis City Wizards suck so unbelievably bad??

Kansis City Wizards by Quent January 9, 2008