scissor kick

The romantic act of two women endulging in penis free pleasure, whilst rubbing their vaginas together in an attempt to create suction.

Tracy and Amanda, left unfulfilled by Colin's 4 incher, took up the beautiful art of scissor kicking.

by Mark et Dan October 20, 2008

bitchy side kick

the lesser tag-a-long of a psycho hose beast or psycho bitch from hell. the aggravating little instigating wingman of the super cunt. just as jaded and psycho just lacking leadership skills.

and here comes angie, jessie's bitchy side kick.

by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007

shit kick

a very painful punishment indeed, a shit kick is when you make a blunder and suffer being kicked in the anus, hoping that said punisher's foot does not reach your fecal matter and push it deeper in, which could result in days of constipation.

"awww dude i just got shit kicked by that guy cause i was sleeping with his girl!"
"damn man you better take lots of lax"

by memedonttouchmeme June 23, 2008

scissor kick

A high jump done in a fast drum beat from usually in fast punk,hardcore, or pop punk music with a guitar spreading your legs in the air almost as if your doing a split just in the air.

Woah did you see that scissor kick that Mathew did!?!?

by xmatheewx March 27, 2009

Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:

Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)

You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

shoe bomb kick

typical in arabs, the ability to spontaneously explode the same time as kicking someone

I swear Im gonna shoe bomb kick him!

by Nasser May 6, 2005

Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.

Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”

by Milanoir February 5, 2020