by Definitelynotreid April 06, 2017
Someone who likes fingers but who also enjoys the company of her teddy bear. Spends most of her time making herbs in the garden or reading one of the 50 shades series.
by Bronze Boy May 29, 2020
Guy 1: Hey look at that couple
Guy 2: Thats Patrick and Josie
Guy 1: They're the best and cutest ever.
Guy 2: Thats Patrick and Josie
Guy 1: They're the best and cutest ever.
by itisnotfunnyanymore February 27, 2023
josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹
by josie woods May 24, 2022
TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 09, 2024
“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.
y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
by hanvu April 03, 2018
when someone 'turns josie' they are given a small amount of authority and then are super bitchy about it to everyone who's supposedly under/equal to them
by cobbler?ibarelyknowher October 27, 2022