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joint

a word that can mean anything based on the context;

dick
"wear boxers so my joint can breathe"- biggie smalls
by Adam Friedman June 24, 2007
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a joint

I rolled myself a joint
by Bignick28 July 23, 2016
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grandfather joint

A grandfather joint is a joint made out of roaches. The grandfather joint is stronger than a normal joint due the marijuana resin accumulated on the roach.
Lets roll a grandfather joint out of all those roaches.
by MattySA July 3, 2006
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Thats my joint

Also used "Thats my song." Not a joint as in drug. Something that a being has great interest. But not a girl. Like a game or song.
(good song on the radio)..."This my joint"
by me May 13, 2005
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Jonathan Toews

Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks, #19, reason why the Stanley Cup will be brought back to Chicago, amazing skater, youngster yet one badass leader, all around great player, born April 29, 1988 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, played for the University of North Dakota, drafted by the Blackhawks in 2006 in the 1st round, 3rd overall, and oh yeah, SEXIEST guy in the Chi!
"Did you see that goal!? Did you see what he just did?! That was fucking insane!"

"I told you Jonathan Toews is the ultimate badass! He's got mad skill!"

"He's my hero!"

"Yeah, I'd do him too."
by silksunorbiter December 22, 2009
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Six Paper Joint

When a master joint roller sicks together six papers, either 3long, 2wide, or vise versa and proceeds to roll up a huge duber
"Here dude, take this zip and roll up a six paper joint...i want to get stony"
by guy smiliy October 11, 2008
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clip joint

A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.

The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.

The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.

An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.

Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.

A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.

If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.

They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.

There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.

Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
Mark entered a clip joint and left with £375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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