Jesus is dead.
by Christ Denier July 25, 2008
A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.
by Tony ramone June 18, 2005
The Savior of the world. People have every right to reject or ignore him, but those who choose to believe will eventually feel the security, peace, and happiness that only He can bring.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
by anonymous June 04, 2005
Roman Army: Lets dress up in uniform, nail that gimp jesus to the cross while hes wearing nothing buy a loin-cloth and give him pain, and let him take it like a gimp.
Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
Guy at the back: Can I nail him ON the cross?
by Sammy_x April 30, 2007
Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.
by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006
The Nativity Story (the birth of Jesus) is a children's book, just like "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".
by Jakov Ajiza May 20, 2009
by 333luker February 05, 2010