Jesuphobe
A phenomenon by which a man, woman, or child who cringes at the mention of Jesus Christ. It could be in casual conversation in public, or even in private. It's usually denoted by obvious body language indicating discomfort. Looking down, looking away, changing the subject, nervousness, confusion, and sometimes even an irrational or emotional outburst are often a few of the symptoms. This is not to be confused with Godphobe- with is a much less severe disorder, and not quite as prevalent.
A phenomenon by which a man, woman, or child who cringes at the mention of Jesus Christ. It could be in casual conversation in public, or even in private. It's usually denoted by obvious body language indicating discomfort. Looking down, looking away, changing the subject, nervousness, confusion, and sometimes even an irrational or emotional outburst are often a few of the symptoms. This is not to be confused with Godphobe- with is a much less severe disorder, and not quite as prevalent.
Street preacher: "Hello! Would you like to have a free bottle of water in Jesus' name?"
Jesuphobe: "There's always a catch."
Street preacher: "Ok. How about just a free bottle of water?"
Jesuphobe: "Thanks, I needed that."
Street preacher: "You're very welcome ."
Jesuphobe: "There's always a catch."
Street preacher: "Ok. How about just a free bottle of water?"
Jesuphobe: "Thanks, I needed that."
Street preacher: "You're very welcome ."
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