Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
Get the Jerk offmug. A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
Get the Nvm I jerked offmug. When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011
Get the Jerking-Off Pumpedmug. noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Get the A Jerk-Off Jehova Witnessmug. You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
Get the jerking off with happinessmug. “Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
Get the Jerking off on a pile of sandmug. 