e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

by vand3l October 11, 2008

Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom

A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging

by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021

Jerk Off a guy November

Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november

A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”

by ywBoys October 22, 2019

jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020

Jerk off

To masturbate the penis

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik

by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025