dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

Pony In A Jar

A very sexual project where people release their jizz in a jar where Rainbow Dash is placed.

Pony In A Jar is so disgusting!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity

Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*

by wet freak May 8, 2018

jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

Jar Licker

Also known as a 'Jade'

This word shall mean, a lesbian or lesbo. Bull dikes are also very widely known of these people.

Look at that Jade, shes a jar licker.

by OhGodHereComesAnyomous January 23, 2010

Jar Hopping

The act in which two individuals present each other with reasonably sized mason jars and then after setting each jar at the foot of a bed and while nude proceed to simultaneously jump in the air falling in a seated position, landing on the jars in such a way the jars become inserted into the anal cavities. Upon precipice insertion both jar are worked further into the anal cavity until the pressure from the anal cavities causes the jars to violently shatter inside the anuses. The individuals then take turns presenting their bloody, glass shard stool expulsion to one another all the while quivering in unbridled ecstasy.

I went jar hopping last Tuesday with Fred and my ass is still bleeding!

by TinaMuffinsDelight December 14, 2011