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jimmy jansson

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swedish pop star, bullshiting everyone he meets online...
Irina: so your band, are you guys famous yet?
Jimmy Jansson: no, but i wish
by Irinag October 9, 2008
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the masculine tall male that you may see wandering the halls of CHS. very sexy in all his ways craig in a winner
aka the gentle giant

by austin smith
by austingsmithlolololol March 7, 2009
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Rebekah Jansen

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Nice, friendly, apathetic and a stupid slut that wags school and pretends to be smart.
by iknownames111 May 14, 2015
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Emil Jansson

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Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.
Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.
by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016
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jobbe jansen

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Also called 'sos'
Jobbe Jansen is part of the socialts!
by GarryBedrock December 1, 2017
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“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden

Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)

How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Any person: ......
Austin Jansen: I HAVE SAME SWEATER
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
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Kai Jansen

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Your a Kai Jansen
by Basti Alviz February 17, 2020
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