Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.
Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’
by Telitubby June 4, 2018
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A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.
"Isn't that Jake?"
"Yep, he is at it again hooking up with some girl while his girl is at home."
by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 8, 2019
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Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.
Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!
by justin141 September 14, 2008
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
by doodie hole June 29, 2018
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A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅
by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017
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A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘
Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!😜
Jake:Make ladies how are you?
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People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!
by big gay energy July 30, 2018
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