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Jake

A fellow who commits thoughtless, inconsiderate acts; such as leaving urine stains on one's sister's wall or repeatedly making advances on an e-girl who already has a significant other. Will talk trash in online matches of competitive games, such as League of Legends, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seige, Rune Scape, Rocket League, Overwatch, etc.
Remember when Jake urinated on a wall?
Ahh, yes. I remember the wall belonged to my sister
by LeafFella August 3, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.
Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!
by justin141 October 24, 2008
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Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019
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Jake

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it
by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018
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Jake

Wow Jake is a badass
by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019
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Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.
Its a Jake, run for dear life
by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018
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Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh
Jake is even cooler.
by Nina Q May 25, 2016
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