jack off july

You can jack off in July all you want

Jack off July is my favorite month

by Blackcardood December 22, 2018

Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Jack jack off off

When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.

"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"

"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"

by Yo Mama's skydiving accident June 23, 2020

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

Sexy-time jack-off

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

by Andy22P February 7, 2008

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.

Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.

by clayshingle February 13, 2010