Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
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by ray March 24, 2005
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Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
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by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007
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