A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017
Get the legally baldmug. One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.
“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”
“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”
“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
Get the Bald by Choicemug. by Loopyhead April 13, 2019
Get the The bald o'Connormug. 
by Greymidnight0 November 7, 2020
Get the Bald Kaitoismmug. by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008
Get the bald chefmug. Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018
Get the bald jamesmug.