legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

Bald Kurapika

A character from the anime hxh that people under the bisexual (umbrella term) are attracted too. Bald Kurapika is also very brocken🥺🥺🥺🥺

Person 1: “Who is the person in your pfp”
Me: “Bald Kurapika*lip bite*”

by Bald.kurapika.ily June 18, 2021

balding bad

chodie

chodie is balding bad

by frhgdwsv gdert January 3, 2021

Bald Kaitoism

A tik tok cult based around the meme Bald Kaito From Danganrompa.

Join the Bald Kaitoism cult

by Greymidnight0 November 7, 2020

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!

Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!

by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018

Bald Solid

A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.

Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"

by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013