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When a woman falsely accuses a man of rape after 30+ years without any form of evidence or clear recollection of how it happened. This happens with all witnesses testifying against the woman, and the accuser herself addresses all questions with untrue answers under oath , such as whether or not she ever coached somebody on the polygraph.
My friend's dad got forded last week. They had no evidence, and the accuser was caught lying under oath, but luckily they didn't give in to the court of public opinion and followed the appropriate procedures.
by vaneyboi October 05, 2018
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Good 50 year old Dodge that was left outside for 30 straight years, and driven by rednecks.
by razor_2006 January 30, 2004
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A strong cars with an alloy body strong enough to support the needyest of women
Wow! That Ford over there can support Lily!
by dank_memes_696969 June 01, 2017
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Ford is an American disgrace to the auto industry. Every ford's problems are circled and highlighted in blue, yet hicks and dumb bimbos constantly buy them.

Also a company that enjoys copying Dodge's styles. Ever compare a 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan (designed first) to a 1999 Ford Windstar? Aren't the similarities MIND BOGGLING!?
I was once a Ford guy, I had 2 Ford Rangers. Right after the warranty expired the engines fell out, seriously. Went out and bought a Ram and 160,000 miles and ONE transmission repair, its still with me working just as same as the day I bought it.
by EddieAtTheMorgue February 28, 2008
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Nick Skourtis, you idiot, that would be "FORM."
by Anonymous June 06, 2003
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The antithesis of all things unrealiable
Man, my Chubby broke down on me again. I sure wish It was Ford.
by broncoman October 10, 2002
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FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Fucked On Road Daily
Mike is always late due to car trouble. I think his car might be a ford.
by sureshpatila April 22, 2009
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