Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

Iowa Filly Buster

When a male gets on an obese female's back and rubs his penis between her back tits until he ejaculates in her hair, thereby busting a nut in the filly's hair.

Last night I was banging Rhonda and she had stank breath so I turned her over and gave her the Iowa Filly Buster.

by Dirk Brom December 4, 2025

University of Iowa

Educational institute where learning comes third to drinking and football.
Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.

Seige: Are you goin' out tonight?
Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow.
Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars.
Joel: Seige, I can't.
Seige: C'mon
Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up.
Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday?
Joel: Of course!
Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!

by lemiWINKS3 January 14, 2009

Independence, Iowa

its where you go when you basically give up on life.

guy one: "man i just dont feel like living anymore."
guy two: "you might as well move to independence, iowa."

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 28, 2011

dixon iowa

A small ass town in bum-fuck Iowa. The town only consists of a bar, called the Legion where the drunks gpo to talk shit about their shitty jobs. Less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or coke-whores. It is famous for the single pop machine attached to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. Dixon consists of one main road and a lot of small shitty alleys where random rabid dogs approach you. Do not buy drugs from these dogs. They've got some reggie shit. Buy from the creepy old sailor at the end of the main road. He's got the good shit.

Where the fuck is Dixon Iowa?

by Ckroegertrash June 14, 2016

Selma, Iowa

The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.

I was driving by Selma, Iowa and I blinked and I missed all the fun.

by selmalover123 May 3, 2011

Marshalltown, Iowa

Small town in the middle of Iowa with nothing to do and a crappy school system. Filled mostly with drugs and future McDonald's workers.

Person A: "Hey, where ya from?"
Person B: "Marshalltown, Iowa"
Person A: "Where's that?"
Person B: "Exactly."

by armedandmischevious June 6, 2011