When one person says a clever or funny burn directed at another person, and everyone laughs in response, but it takes the one receiving the burn seconds or even minutes to understand it.
Person 1- **Insert witty burn here**
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult
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A White-Flag Insult is an insult used when an arguement is lost. These insults don't require any originality and usually go by the lines of "Kill yourself!", "Fuck off!" or "Fuck you!"
Dude who lost the arguement: "Go fuck yourself, asshole!"
Dude who won the arguement: "Bit of a White-Flag Insult, but okay."
Dude who won the arguement: "Bit of a White-Flag Insult, but okay."
by ReallyTallWuss December 29, 2019
Get the White-Flag Insult mug.An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
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Similar to an indirect compliment except it's out of hate
Similar to an indirect compliment except it's out of hate
An example of an indirect insult would be:
Mike
A guy with a small penis and is a total asshole and wah wah wah complaining because I have no other way to say he is a bad person without really doing anything.
This is literally the same as writing angry letters and not sending them, except this way you feel like you have a better chance of getting people to agree with you.
Urban Dictionary was not made to be a place where you could bitch about your problems to others who don't really give a shit. If you think this is a good way to let out your anger then you are a dipshit.
Mike
A guy with a small penis and is a total asshole and wah wah wah complaining because I have no other way to say he is a bad person without really doing anything.
This is literally the same as writing angry letters and not sending them, except this way you feel like you have a better chance of getting people to agree with you.
Urban Dictionary was not made to be a place where you could bitch about your problems to others who don't really give a shit. If you think this is a good way to let out your anger then you are a dipshit.
by Definitely not Kyle September 11, 2016
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jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!
by volcomcreature July 27, 2009
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