Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

insert any word here...

Used in extremely awkward situation when you need ANYTHING to change the subject.

Julia's Boyfriend: "Have you kissed Julia yet?"
Julia's Crush: "insert any word here..."

by UnderziedPotato December 3, 2014

Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.

I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.

by Geimanx August 16, 2016

insertd

A made up word created by Kim Jay THE Legend

*insertd spongebob meme*

by SupaSaiyanJ June 19, 2017

InsertLogic Strat

A strat that's amazing when it works but makes you reconsider your life choices when it doesn't.

Runner 1:"Man did you see that new strat? It's amazing!"
Runner 2:"I tried it but now I am losing so much time whenever it doesn't work"
Runner 1:"That sounds like a InsertLogic strat"

by Niegth November 29, 2019

Insert Funkytown Here

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up

OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.

by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020

Intertwinly disconnected

When your people know someone's else's people but do not even know that y'all know each other.

Hey I didn't know you knew them, see were all intertwinly disconnected

by Stacy james. . October 3, 2020