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infatuation

Two obese people caught in a compromising sexual situation.
Whoa! Talk about INFATUATION!

Those two tubs of lard have been going at it like Hippos in heat!
by danoboyblue January 12, 2008
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infartation

Verb; The act of cutting a shit short (see, Turd Cutter) in order to reinforce later fart's stink.
Dude, what the fuck!?!?
I know right? Post-hummus infartation, gets them every time...
by yossgold October 8, 2014
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Infantation

A love that resembles a toddler sucking his own dick and not knowing what he’s doing
You’ve got an infantation with that woman
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Salvation infatuation

A syndrome in which the saved falls for the savior. Whether they were saved from themselves, or a tower with a dragon, or an abusive significant other some people just can't help falling in love with the person who saved them. But it can lead to a bad/toxic relationship if the saved party/savior becomes clingy, overbearing, bossy, pushy, possessive, etc.
"Millie, your salvation infatuation is going to get you hurt."

Abbie could feel her heart patter, as he pulled her back onto the ledge. It was the start of a salvation infatuation.
by SkyAlexander July 28, 2019
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short-lived infatuation

Oh my god I used to think he was SO hot! That was like such a like short-lived infatuation. Like, you know?!
by AliceofMalice September 24, 2013
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Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.
Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)
by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011
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Brofist inflation

n. Overuse of brofists to the point where brofists become worth less
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Person 1: Did you notice Pewdiepie got 11 million bros?

Person 2: Yeah, brofist inflation rate must be 79.4% or some shit
by Inanimate fish August 26, 2013
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