A joke or pun that is so painfully unfunny, it can only be said by a person named Jay.
For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:
a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment
b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)
c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said
For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:
a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment
b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)
c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said
Me: Did they name Hearthstone Pizza after the game called Hearthstone?
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke
by PoodlePizza February 25, 2019
by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021
A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.
He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!
by Travelingmankc May 02, 2021
How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?
by notlameatall October 18, 2017
by Clown Emoji March 06, 2020
A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.
1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
by Choseseph10 June 20, 2014
by Mr bonar DUI October 25, 2017