Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".

Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!

by Wes the Human November 2, 2015

illusion-hacks

Illusion-hacks a cheat provider for games which are always undetected.

Man, are you cheating?
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.

by IzzyMichiel March 8, 2017

incaution

To be overconfident to exaggerate your potential

mistakes made from me being incaution of myself

by Schumacher's January 8, 2019

incaution

To be overconfident are too exaggerated your success

mistakes made from me being incaution

by Schumacher's January 8, 2019

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Ilusion

Basically a thottie who steals people’s mans for no reason. She’ll steal your clothes and call herself thicci nikki when she a flatty patty. She’s a hoe and a hypocrite. Stay away from her.

“Is that ilusion?”

“Yeah that stupid hoe stole my shirt.”

by Names and Meanings Galore April 30, 2019

Infusion

When a thot, ratchet, hoe, hooker, whore, or slut takes an injection of sorts but instead of medication through IV, it would be with semen through a penetrating penis in any open orifice. Thus, an infusion.

Saw this thot the other day on rainbow road and she was out and about getting infusions.

by Spot Vega December 1, 2019