I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

i like it i love it

A meaning that was started as a simple joke from one friend to another but now every one uses it

I like it I love it don't think nothin of it

by Clitorium August 15, 2014

I like a full glass

"She/He likes a full glass" = a thick penis

I have a full glass. Are you thirsty?

Yes, I like a full glass!

by PackWolf February 25, 2018

i like girl in red

This is a code word to tell someone you’re lesbian

“Mom i like girl in red”
Mom: oh so you’re a lesbian

by Sherlock_Moldy_Potato💅🌈 January 30, 2021

i like your cookies

Referencing a girl- I like your pussy
Referencing a boy- I like your dick

I like your cookies do you wanna smash?

by The Cocktionary May 30, 2017

I like your shoes

I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.

Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"

by Reallyreallyreallyreallycoolgu August 7, 2020

well, i liked it

the phrase everyone uses after you have just slaughter in a debate about why a certain thing sucks (i.e. movie, game, etc.). they know they lost but are ashame they actually had no idea what they were talking about, so they resort to this phrase indicating their belief that its simply a matter of taste and that they like it. this deters the conversation from the actual debate of weather said thing (i.e. movie, game, etc) sound be considered bad or good.

me: TDKR sucks balls. Like with the entire trilogy, death metal version of batman is just stupid. The movie excels in visual appeal, drama, and some intense action. Bane was completely emasculated. He isn't the head honcho pumping drugs into his body and being a bad ass. The entire Talia and Bane story got twisted and then merged together with Catwoman for simply sexual appeal. The whole Robin thing was stupid...etc.

nolanite dicksucker: Well, I liked it.

by i_am_never_wrong January 16, 2014