Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I was one of the ppl thinking I have to show of the definition of my name from Urban dictionary it seems to be a cringe move and I'm sorry

look at him, putting "I did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!" in his story, he deserves to die

by yung_cringelord November 25, 2021

when did i care

when did i care means:
i don't care

i neva cared

micheal:it doesn't make sense

James:when did i care
fag/temp:he neva cared

by fart penis August 13, 2021

what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 5, 2023

i did that

I👏DID👏THAT👏

I did that. Look at me go. Look at me shine. Look at me glisten and gleam. I'm shining bright. Bright like a diamond. A diamond in the sky. I did that. I just did that.

by Luuuuuna January 12, 2017