Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018

Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.

Bob is part of the human race.

by societyperson November 12, 2019

Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.

In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.

by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018

Human

A human being is an organic machine that processes information between the subconscious to a cognitive rational thinking, based upon the knowledge of imitation. formed through the psyche of nature verses nurture.

A human failed again and again until they realize their errors through the process of trial and error.

by Yahushu47 January 8, 2015

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.

Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.

by Korvine July 20, 2019

humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.

'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'

by cooch13destroyer March 5, 2021