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hidge creatch

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap
that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004
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hodgee

noun - created by marines to describe Middle Eastern people in OIF, usually used in an insultive manner.
adj- relating to or describing to something that is Middle Eastern
i saw that hodgee plant an ied, so i blased his teeth through the back of his skull

damn man you need to shave that hodgee beard you got goin.
by Jay Ferreira September 11, 2006
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hedge monkey

Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right.
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
Are you coming to the free party to hedge it with us?

Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains

The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa
by Jonno January 16, 2004
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Hedge Michael

A Pikey (English Irish Gypsy), that lives in a council house.
Brad Pitt's Character in "Snatch" is a Pikey. If his character lived in a council house. He would be therefore be known as a 'Hedge Michael'
by Timmmmmm May 19, 2007
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Hedgemumper

A nappy slinging pikey tramp who sleeps in hedges.
See that Caleb? He's a proper chordy hedgemumper he is, sleepin' under that Chavvie's bush.
by DreddyBrek November 14, 2018
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Hedgedork

A combination between a Hedgehog and Dork.

Hedgedorks are typically girls who are small, cute, and very cuddly. They are guarded on the outside but once you get close, they are very very sweet.
BF: My girlfriend is so sweet. She's kinda got the personality of a porcupine. But, she's really small and cute. And she's really dorky.

Friend: So she's like a hedgehog. She's a hedgedork!
by JCPV02 May 9, 2021
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