If a guy is named Houston, watch out. He's nice at first, but ends up being a total dick. No girls want to date a Houston.
Girl 1: Hey, I think that guy in Science just texted me. Houston?
Girl 2: Seriously?? Don't answer. He's a total prick.
Girl 2: Seriously?? Don't answer. He's a total prick.
by UniversalQueen September 23, 2017
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by Christopher Farley February 2, 2008
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Chick Head #1: There is supposed to be a crunk ass party over at Bayou Oaks.
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!
by PimpC211 August 5, 2006
Get the Houston Hard Hitterz mug.An expansion team of the NFL established in 2002 that plays in the AFC South.
They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.
After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.
In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.
They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.
Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.
Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.
After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.
In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.
They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.
Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.
Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
(end of the first half)
CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."
(after the game)
CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."
(after the game)
CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
by rudylicious2009™ December 1, 2009
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Get the houston assholes mug.A polar bear like mammal who bears a strong resemebelance to santa claus. This animal is rarely seen in the wild because they live alone in a freezing arctic caves. These caves are away from all civilization, and are extremely dark. Although it lives in freezing climates it is known to persire heavily.
Eating habits unknown, but suspected of eating small children who fail school. Is known to save humans from drowning, but can't swim itself. truly a mystery. But beware of this seemingly docile animal because human skeletons have been found in their caves.
WARNING: If you see a houston in it's natural state (without clothes) run away and close your eyes, or else you could go blind, vomiting may occur.
Eating habits unknown, but suspected of eating small children who fail school. Is known to save humans from drowning, but can't swim itself. truly a mystery. But beware of this seemingly docile animal because human skeletons have been found in their caves.
WARNING: If you see a houston in it's natural state (without clothes) run away and close your eyes, or else you could go blind, vomiting may occur.
person 1: Hey look! It's a whale!
person 2:it's an elephant!
child: it's santa
Person 3: No, it's a HOUSTON!
person 2:it's an elephant!
child: it's santa
Person 3: No, it's a HOUSTON!
by avmsinator December 13, 2008
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The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:
Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.
Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.
Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:
Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.
Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.
Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
Nikhil: "Aw man, I'm really hungry for some Houston Fillet."
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"
by Conor Kearns May 5, 2011
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