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Latent Homosexual

One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife.

Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck

Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears.

Almost always: an anal-retentive type.
Hank Hill, a latent homosexual who fits all of the above and more. His constant desire for "meat, perfectly grilled" is also interesting.

He also has a distinct fear of the female body and its functions.
by JstLuvTxs September 29, 2010
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Homosexualize

When an individual of the same gender attempts to sway you towards homosexual tendencies by engaging in suggestive behaviors or comments of a homosexual nature.
"Jimmer, why are you rubbing your hand on my thigh?" asked Brent.

The three best friends often spent time in activities designed to homosexualize each other, such as rubbing of penis tips together, or "tongue baths."
by B-Trace January 6, 2011
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Homosexual

“Did you hear? Rebecca is a filthy Homosexual!”
“And you are a filthy homophobe. Get a fucking life, Kelly.”
by UwOOwU September 27, 2019
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large homosexual

Worse than any insult known to man. If you say this, the universe will cease to exist and god will be terminated. There is no escape. No one will be spared.
"thou art a large homosexual."
*nobody fucking cares you're on a bullshit website that is mostly used for memes at this point*
by godisfuckingdead6669 May 23, 2018
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Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap”
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

Ben *Dies
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Laden Homosexual

Joey had lots of female friends he didn't hit on, so we all believed him to be a Laden Homosexual!
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HomosexuaLOL

Used when one is laughing out loud, specifically about a person conforming to a gay stereotype.
Did you see what Perez Hilton was wearing today? HomosexuaLOL
by Standbyalarm November 13, 2010
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